Off to a Gym!
I'm starting to have a sneaking suspicion all passionate bloggers gain weight soon after they find a cause worthy of spending 5 hours a day in front of their computers (crochet not being considered a “cause”), but only the most honest ones will admit it.
So, as I was busy saying NO! to Kosovo independence, issuing warnings about the growing Reich-ization of the European Union dominated by the renewed German hegemony and flipping over the fact Islamization of the once free world is proceeding without much obstruction, my derriere was slowly but surely beginning to resemble the shape of my chair. Sorry to bring it up, but when things get blown out of proportions the truth is bound to come out in one way or the other.
And though I couldn’t be more appalled by the today-I-had-a-baloney-sandwich-and-haven’t-had-enough-sleep blogs (does anyone really care?), in the honored tradition of the lamest, most stupid and devoid of any content I-just-discovered-a-pimple-on-my-(Judy)-butt blogs, I say: I'm off to the gym!
Not that it’s exactly my idea of fun -- far from it! -- the sweaty, sticky, stinky spaces and torture mechanisms I feel like papering over before utilizing and all the puffing and panting in-between is something I generally avoid, but since it’s currently the only alternative to continued swelling, the gym it is.
Meanwhile, I’d recommend reading only the smartest people’s blogs and articles, since the Global Dumbing Down Operation seems to be succeeding beyond anyone’s wildest dreams.