Simon Says

What Independence?
With a typically biased anti-Serbian slant, British Guardian reports today that now even the biggest advocate for the amputation of Serbian southern province of Kosovo and Metohija, Martti Ahtisaari (whose real name is Adolfsen), admits Serbian Kosovo will not be independent any time soon.
In an attempt to minimize the important news and muddy the waters, Guardian’s pen-pusher, helping himself to a few ratty metaphors (cat-out-of-the-bag, “hapless goalkeeper” and other pearls of cheap reporting), uses a lot of space and time to wrap it up in a bunch of nonsense and hot air, presenting his subjective, entirely irrelevant views as part of the story.
Nobody really gives a damn if Simon Something thinks no independence for Kosovo is a “bad news,” if he’s “unsurprised” with Serbia’s stance, or if he prefers to play down Russia’s firm opposition to Serbia’s dismemberment by calling it a “sympathy.”
But, as confirmed countless times through history, once you lose the war, every Tom, Dick and Harry suddenly feels he’s invited to throw his two cents in and rub your nose in it.
Simon’s power trips aside, the gist of the story is:
- Albanian main lobbyist in the UN, Martti Adolfsen, has confirmed Kosovo will not become independent any time soon.
- Russia remains firm in opposing the carving up of Serbia.
UN Mission in Kosovo, Albanian “Most Hated Enemy”
This will most certainly hit the Albanian Muslim branch of al-Qaeda occupying Kosovo and Metohija hard, since Kosovo Albanians have published a report by the UCK/KLA thugs a week ago (on October 6), which shows in clear-cut terms western powers do have reasons to fear for their troops stationed in the snake-pit of their KLA friends. Albanians have failed to offer the translation of white al-Qaeda’s set of threats, blackmails and war cries for a very good reason:
[Faik Fazliu, chairman of the UCK/KLA] said that the war associations had released a statement addressed to the people of Kosovo, the Assembly, the government, the Unity [negotiation] Team, the offices of the Quint [United States, United Kingdom, Germany, Italy, and France], UNMIK [UN Interim Administration Mission in Kosovo], and the UN secretary general, and their own members. He went on to say that the international community, as well as the Albanian factor, was playing games with our will and fate.
[...] “The Albanian people see the UNMIK staff with suspicion and as an enemy, not as an instrument for establishing a democratic system. There are so many instances of abuse by this institution, in collusion with the servile Albanian factor - abuses that have been very detrimental to Kosovo - that the people today see UNMIK as the most hated invader of Albanian lands,” Xhavit Jashari said, accusing UNMIK of ignoring the values of the UCK war.
Perhaps NATO troops stationed in Kosovo should now call on the Serbian army to rescue them from their Albanian Muslim rescuees, war criminals, thugs and terrorists. Call it a sequel to a “Merciful Angel” mission, because that story didn’t really end in 1999, it’s to be continued.
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