Serbian Traitors CIA Loves
CIA’s Wish List: Vote for Our Serbs!
According to the Press Online, American Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has recently issued a report which, among other issues, designates “the most reliable” Western “partners” (i.e. traitors) among Serbian political parties. Just before Serbia’s elections, CIA is announcing it will use its civic rights in Serbia to vote for Boris Tadic’s Democratic Paty (Demokratska Stranka, DS); bunch of undefined, sold-soul “reformers” under the collective conspiracy code of G17, and/or Vuk Draskovic’s Serbian Renewal Movement (Srpski pokret obnove, SPO).
When American Government along with its spy-network elects one of these to rule Serbia, CIA says their Serbian puppet will solve all of their problems and get Serbia in line with perceived American interests.
On the other hand, CIA deems Serbian conservatives—Radical Party (Srpska radikalna stranka, SRS) the worst option for American interests (therefore, best for Serbian interests, since amputating Serbian province of Kosovo and Metohija seems to be an important part of perceived “American interests” in the Balkans). The main part of the SRS badness, according to the American Spying Elite, is that they would end the “cooperation” with the Hague Inquisition and stop sending Serbia’s citizens into the belly of The Beast — instantly.
The second worst Serbian candidate for presidency, according to the CIA, not surprisingly, is Prime Minister Kostunica’s Democratic Party of Serbia (Demokratska stranka Srbije, DSS). American intelligence agency has marked P.M.’s party “an unreliable option” — their problem being that, although a staunch democrat, a constitutional lawyer and very much for Serbia joining the EU, NATO and other Western Clubs, Kostunica refuses to dance to CIA/State Department’s tune and sign off southern Serbian province of Kosovo and Metohija.
It is a very good thing CIA decided to make its report public, so now Serbs know exactly whom not to vote for: as it is, whomever CIA suggests as “the best” or “most reliable” candidate is bound to betray interests of Serbian people and work for “American interests” (i.e. the interests of Albanian lobbyists entrenched in the U.S. State Department and partnered with CIA). And vice versa: everyone considered “unreliable” by the CIA will be more concerned with Serbian than “American”—Albanian interests.
Thanks, guys! Feel free to tell us more of what you want, so we know exactly what not to do and whom not to vote for. Unless, of course, you finally decide to stop trying to destroy Serbia while restoring Hitler’s Greater Albania.
Cartoon by Misa Zlatkovski