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Chelsea Clinton Rightly Embarrassed by Her Parents’ Best Friends

CBS reports that former first daughter Chelsea Clinton demanded that her photo be taken down from the window of a Greenwich Village pizzeria owned by Albanian Nino Selimaj. According to the report “she’s so serious she has recruited her father, former President Bill Clinton, and a team lawyers to see that it’s done.”

So, Albanian best friend Billary Clinton engaged his lawyer demanding Selimaj takes the picture down. To make sure the point gets accross, the official William Jefferson Clinton letterhead also contains a threat to take further action: “We reserve the right to exercise any and all options available to us if you refuse to comply.”

In a typically-shifty Albanian manner of serving five different stories under the same breath — from tearjerkers to threats of their own — hoping at least one strikes the right cord, Selimaj first said he simply loved Chelsea “like his own daughter” and was “heartbroken” by her request, but will remove the photograph if she “insists”. He then admitted he was a bit more practical after all, saying that having Chelsea’s photo in the window of his pizzeria is “good for business.” Then he said he will not remove Chelsea’s photo “unless forced” and, finally, that Hillary Clinton “has lost his vote.” But the picture of her daughter stays, at least for now.

And while Hazel Sanchez’s report linked above carefully avoids to say Selimaj is Albanian suggesting, instead, he might be an ethnic Italian by describing his pizzeria as “the family-style Italian eatery,” a viewer reports she saw Selimaj on Neil Cavuto Fox news discussing the letter from Clinton.

“He kept trying to slip in info about the ‘Kosova’ war but Neil kept moving the guy along to the topic at hand. He said something like he was a big lover of Clinton because he [Selimaj] was from Albania and Clinton ‘saved Albanians during the Kosova war’.”

An Easier Way to Remove All the Embarrassing Photos at Once

If Billary was any smarter, he would have spared his daughter and his daughter’s daughter tons of embarrassment eight years ago, by refusing to ally himself with the scum of the earth, Albanian terrorist KLA.

Instead, he now has to deal with the catastrophic Clintanic his Kosovo adventure has turned into, with boulevards bearing his name being blown to bits in Kosovo Albanian mafia feuds, the Albanian nuts acting as if they own special rights on him and his entire family, and much more shame in decades to follow.

He still has a way to extricate himself from the whole disaster — by coming out in the open and admitting he was wrong in backing the cutthroat KLA in their secessionist insurgency against Serbia... but the accursed pride and vanity (and the CIA) will not let him do it. So, he’ll have to take the roundabout way, trying to take down one embarrassing photo after another.

Photos taken by Jesse Petrilla during his summer trip to southern Serbian province of Kosovo. Ever since ex-US president bypassed both the United Nations and his own Congress in order to bomb Serbia and Montenegro for 78 days on behalf of Albanian Muslim terrorist KLA, Clinton’s photos have been plastered throughout Pristina, ethnically cleansed of all non-Albanians from June 1999.