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Tadic Gets Bitch Slapped by the EU Again and Again
(When will traitors get some respect?!)

During the campaign for presidential elections, when it became clear Tomislav Nikolic is not only breathing down Tadic's neck, but getting a mere inch from securing a victory, Serbia's Yellows made sure to promise the impossible: both preserving Kosovo-Metohia province within Serbian borders and the victorious march into the European Utopia, doors of which are wide open if only Serbs "vote right" and reelect spineless, servile Boris Tadic as their president.

In January and at the start of February, Serbs were told that Washington and Brussels, which simply adore Tadic and his coterie of ass-kissers, will not allow Pristina separatists to declare independence if their boy wins, and might even consider another round of negotiations, to ensure that "democratic Serbia" does not get punished for the alleged "Milosevic's sins" ("from a dark era of isolation, poverty and wars", of course). At the same time, Serbia voters were repeatedly assured that, if they dare vote for the wrong candidate—Tomislav Nikolic—Kosovo province gets severed right away and Serbia doesn't get to hug with those who are trying to wipe it off the world map.

However, as soon as the election results were announced, the West greeted Tadic's suspicious victory with triumphant headlines: Tadic Victory Boost for Kosovo Independence! Only a day after the Yellows celebrated the supposed "both EU and Kosovo" option, the EU announced it "has given the green light for [its] mission" to Serbian province, to implement Ahtisaari plan for severing Kosovo from the rest of Serbia, i.e. "to help ease Kosovo's transition to independence from Serbia", despite Tadic's public protestations and insistence that the EU mission is illegal without the UN Security Council approval.

Few days later, Brussels landed another egg across Tadic's face, when a French official with the EU headquarters, speaking on condition of anonymity, told journalists that the EU has been pulling Serbs by the nose all along, and it really has no intention to offer any agreements to Serbia.

Speaking about the ridiculous "interim political agreement" that was offered to Serbia few days ahead of the second round of presidential elections, instead of the Stabilization and Association Agreement, the high ranking French diplomat was quite blunt:

"[...] We believe that the offer to sign a political agreement was not in vain, since it made possible for Boris Tadic's victory in the elections, which was its main goal."

Pristina separatists declared unilateral independence two weeks after Tadic's re-election and every country whose state officials publicly rooted for Tadic daily during the presidential campaign, rushed to recognize the illegal mafia creation on the territory of the state over which Boris the Retard, sadly, presides.

So, contrary to the ludicrous Yellows' promises, it turned out that with Tadic at the helm, Serbs get neither Kosovo-Metohia, nor the EU entry.

Boris Sinks Deeper Into Madness

As soon as it was announced that Serbian government and parliament are being dissolved and that Serbia faces new round of elections with the same players, severely mentally ill Boris plunged deeper into the dark labyrinths of EU madness, announcing that he "still supports the preservation of Kosovo and the entrance of Serbia into the European Union". He justified his pathological obsession claiming that "European integration can only help in the fight for preserving Serbia’s territorial integrity and sovereignty", which was finally squandered under his watch less than a month before.

In other words, Boris now claims that if Serbia joined the EU—where obviously no one wants it, despite the Western propaganda being already in full swing yet again—"it could make sure that Kosovo never became a member."

But, this time around, the bitch-slap followed with the lightning speed when, only two days later, Slovenia's Rupel made clear Tadic will never be allowed to prevent anything. In order to ensure mutilated Serbia would be powerless even if ever allowed to join the EU, Brussels bureaucrats decided to make all the Balkan states (where Serbia and "KosovA" are considered two separate states) who wish to enter the Utopia, sign an obligatory clause that they will not try to obstruct or, God forbid!, veto other "Western Balkan states" joining the EU.

Simply put, even if Serbia without its southern province of Kosovo would be allowed into the EU at any point—in ten, twenty, fifty years—not only would that mean it has recognized its own Kosovo province as a separate state but, on top of that, Serbia-leftover would have to accept one more condition: that it can never block the entry of Kosovo-Metohia province as an independent state into the same Union.

Cornelius Adebahr of the German Council on Foreign Relations was even more crude in his comments on Tadic's statement, wondering whatever made Tadic think Serbia would be accepted into the EU before KosovA.

For him, Gump's suggestion is "a very bold statement" — a nice way to say Tadic is, once again, uttering pure idiocies:

“It would mean that Serbia enters the EU before Kosovo in the first place, otherwise they couldn't block membership. It's his way of trying to link both EU membership and Kosovo in a positive way. He is saying such a thing to play his card that, yes, you can be pro-European and at the same time not give up Kosovo and there may be ways EU membership helps us in even getting back Kosovo. That is an argument he can make, but it's not a policy.”

Or, this is the story he can go around telling all he wants but, in the end, all he could actually do with such bright ideas would be to shove them up where the sun doesn't shine.

Kouchner Gets his Ass Whooped to French Media's Pleasure

According to Tanjug, French FM Bernard Kouchner tried to pull a fast one on Wednesday, during a press conference held with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, after the meeting of Russian-French Security Cooperation Council in Paris.

The French maggot, an old KLA friend (see 1999 photo of him with war criminals Thaci and Ceku), eager to portray Russian Federation as the world's pariah, as if it was the Russian principled position on Serbian province of Kosovo-Metohia that is going against the United Nations charters and laws, rather than the policy of his own and a handful of other Western states that are in violation of the international laws, bluntly lied to reporters, suggesting even the UN backs Pristina separatists' declaration:

"The fact that the EU, the United Nations and other international structures have decided to choose this solution for the Kosovo problem, which does not fit with the point of view of our partners [Russia], does not mean that we must end this dialogue."

This level of sleaziness surprised Lavrov, who responded: "Excuse me, but I am unaware that the United Nations has made any decision that does not fit with the point of view of your Russian partners."

Thinking smiling might help him out of the mess, Kouchner produced a "wide smile" and said he was "not surprised that Lavrov said that" (?!).

"Why would it surprise you, it's the truth," Lavrov retorted.

Digging himself deeper in the doodoo, Kouchner responded that "it is true", but that he "heard about Russia's unsuccessful attempts at the UN" (?!).

At which point Lavrov realized he will have to cut through the BS and make few facts known:

"In order for the French media to have a clear idea about what was going on at the United Nations Security Council, I will add that Russia undertook no attempts. Resolution 1244 is in force at the UN, which, unfortunately, some EU members are violating," Lavrov stressed, while the representative of one of those stood right next to him, still stupidly smiling and blinking, but never blushing.

US-Led NATO Begs Russia to Rescue them from Afghanistan
(They Might Even Share Some of the Heroin Profit in Return)

Afghanistan comes full circle as NATO seeks Russian help, by Scott Taylor (EspritDeCorps.ca)

One of the most ironic twists to the ongoing mission in Afghanistan emerged from the NATO meetings held in Brussels last week. With member countries either reluctant or unable to add military resources, NATO is now seeking assistance from Russia, its erstwhile Cold War enemy and one-time "evil occupier" of Afghanistan. In fact, the irony is so thick that we should first roll back decades' worth of propaganda and start at the very beginning.

[...] Now into the seventh year of their occupation and with the American economy on the point of collapse, NATO is looking to Russia for help in transporting troops and equipment into Afghanistan. With the skyrocketing oil prices boosting the Russian ruble to dizzy new heights and no one asking for their troops to fight and die in Afghanistan, it would seem that the wheel of fate has turned a full circle.

If you want to drive this point home, go out and rent an old copy of Rambo III. That's the sequel wherein Sylvester Stallone fights alongside the guerrillas, and the final credits dedicate the movie to "the brave mujahedeen in Afghanistan."

I kid you not.

Entire article by Scott Taylor »

Recommended: Government Falls in Belgrade, by Srdja Trifkovic (ChroniclesMagazine.org); Kosovo, a Narco-Terrorist State, Alexandre del Valle discusses Kosovo on French TV (YouTube); Serbians fight for their homeland, by Katherine Gottli (BrockPress.com)

Cartoon by Chappatte (Switzerland)