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Nazi Dutch Serbophobes Learned their Serbian Cyrillic Well

Serbian swimming champion Milorad Cavic, who just won a gold medal for the 50 meter butterfly also breaking a European record, has been suspended from the European Championships in Eindhoven for wearing a t-shirt which says "Kosovo is Serbia".

Quite a statement for the freedom of speech in the Fourth Reich, where Holland plays a shameful role, showing themselves to be about as open minded, fair and free as the Hitlerjugend ever was.

A 23-year-old Serb was hailed as the most likely winner of the upcoming 100 meters freestyle and the 100 meters butterfly: when the Dutch boys can't win a spit—which has been a sad reality for Netherlands for about... well, forever—some of that famed Dutch bitchy fascism bubbles forth, resulting in a ban for the Serb who can win it all, by cutting his tongue off and nailing him to a pillar of shame.

Though the whiplashes have been waived in this case and the Serb champion won't be stripped of his gold medal, Serbian Swimming Organization has been fined EUR 7000 and given a tight-ass Nazi lecture by a "disciplinary panel", saying that wearing a t-shirt with Serbian Cyrillic inscription "constitutes a clear political action in violation of the LEN guidelines for safety and security at LEN events."

Despite the poisonous Dutch envy that can hardly spoil Cavic's success, or change the fact that Kosovo is Serbia, one has to congratulate the Fourth Reich Serbophobes for learning Serbian Cyrillic so well to be able to immediately understand what Serbian champion's t-shirt said.

Question: If we wear t-shirts saying Kosovo is Serbia in Mandarin, do we still get banned by the Reich from competitions? If we don't compete, but wear t-shirts saying Kosovo is Serbia, do we get arrested? Beaten up? Shot on the spot? Charged with disturbing Fourth Reich's dirty conscience and thrown in the dungeons?

Some of us would like to know, before visiting Holland (if we ever want to see how the fascism actually developed and thrived in 21st century), to be prepared. Besides, "Kosovo is Serbia" t-shirts have just become ten times more popular, thanks to our Dutch promoters, so perhaps it should be handed out with a certain warning, like: to be worn only outside the Fourth Reich.

Tadic: Cavic Represents Serbia in the Best Light Throughout the World

Serbian President Tadic sharply criticized the Fourth Reich's decision, saying that their action represents a gross injustice towards Milorad Cavic, a top athlete and an exceptional young man who represented Serbia in the best light in all the international competitions.

"Milorad Cavic in no way wished to politicize a big European competition with this gesture, or to bring politics into sport, his gesture was rather led by a feeling of injustice inflicted on the country he represents," said Tadic.

Kostunica: The Best European Made us Doubly Proud

Prime Minister Vojislav Kostunica called on reasonable and responsible people within the governing body to allow Cavic to continue competing in the European swimming championship, commenting the decision to ban him as a defeat for sport.

"Cavic is ready to keep winning and breaking European records," Kostunica said.

"The whole country is proud of Milorad Cavic's victory with which he set the new European record. As the best in Europe, Cavic transferred to his t-shirt the most important sentence from the UN Charter which guarantees that Kosovo is part of Serbia. This has made our entire nation even more proud of great Cavic's victory," Serbian Premier stressed.

Kostunica finds the decision to suspend Cavic from further competitions a clear defeat of the sport and a cheap, miserly political attempt to legitimize violence even in the sports competitions.

The truer words were never spoken.

P.S. We were told that flashing these images in regular intervals could cause severe seizures resulting in Obersturmführer Erik van Heijningen's head exploding. Kindly spread them throughout the web.